Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

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So-Called "Heartwarming Content" Leaves Hearts Entirely Frozen

So-Called "Heartwarming Content" Leaves Hearts Entirely Frozen

Molly Burke
Ads, GEICO

I may be a cynical cat, but I do have a heart. And I actually enjoy heartwarming stories on Facebook.

But THESE heartwarming stories by GEICO made me feel intense jealousy. I will never experience the joy of car insurance because I’m NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE.

 
 
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