We’re Molly’s cats and we made this website.

Hello. My name is Raskolnikov, the Russian Blue pictured on the left. Molly spends too much time writing and not enough time giving me kisses. This makes me MAD. So I made this website to tear her work apart as revenge.

And I’m Squeaks, pictured on the right. I’m the intern and unlike my brother, I’m actually very happy! He says “you’re not happy, you’re just naive and not yet disillusioned by this cruel world.” Not sure what he means but I’m excited to find out!