Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

email: mollyburky@gmail.com
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My cats made this website. Forgive them - they don’t know what they’re doing. They’re just cats!

Holy Matrimony These Spots Are Disrespectful

Holy Matrimony These Spots Are Disrespectful

They took the concept of marriage, lathered it up in mango habanero, and slid it off of the edge of the Earth. That’s what they did when they made these spots. Unbelievable.

So-Called "Heartwarming Content" Leaves Hearts Entirely Frozen

So-Called "Heartwarming Content" Leaves Hearts Entirely Frozen

GEICO Travels Back in Time to Ruin Lives

GEICO Travels Back in Time to Ruin Lives