Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

email: mollyburky@gmail.com
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My cats made this website. Forgive them - they don’t know what they’re doing. They’re just cats!

Janice’s Spending Habits Are Not Based on Mine, I Swear

Janice’s Spending Habits Are Not Based on Mine, I Swear

Yes, Molly purchased that weighted hoop. No, it did not snatch her waist. 

And a :15 as a little treat

There’s Nothing Fast or Casual About This

There’s Nothing Fast or Casual About This

9 Documentaries to Pretend-Watch While Your Landlord Fixes the Garbage Disposal

9 Documentaries to Pretend-Watch While Your Landlord Fixes the Garbage Disposal