Hi, I’m Molly Burke. I’m a copywriter.

I write ads for Arnold, I write comedy for anyone who wants it, and sometimes I write tweets that go viral!!!

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Infomercial Actress “Too Dramatic” for TV Drama

Infomercial Actress “Too Dramatic” for TV Drama

You may have seen this actress in a lot of infomercials, but she’s trying to elevate her career. She recently took a role as “Woman With Broom” on a hot soap opera. However, leaked footage shows her struggle to perform in this extremely simple role.

My back hurts from watching this.

Infomercial actress fails to act normal.
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